DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED TO MAKE THAT PUN
Probably like 5 minutes of fishing
An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!
I CAN HEAR HER
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
fuck this ill date myself damn
WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!
Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?
Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars
No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (: