it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands
This gives me life
"okay class who wants to present first"
if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw